Crafty's Blunders and Mishaps...Useless Housewife Tips !

It's funny how a random tweet, and poking a little bit of fun at yourself can inspire a giggle, and spark an idea for a "silly" blog post list...and how a "cheeky" response to that tweet is all you need to set that post in motion ! This is exactly how this post came about, and how from a simple tweet an idea can grow.

Today's blog post is proudly brought to you by "Crafty's Useless Homemaker Tips".
A list of my "housewife" mishaps, that was inspired by a wonderful friend in the "Twitterverse".

"T", this is for you.
Sit back and have a giggle at my expense :)

• When ironing, it's probably a good idea to turn the iron on before you start. Not when your half way through the basket !
• To cook dinner, it helps to defrost the meat AND turn the oven on.
• The washing wont dry unless you remember to peg it out. It sure doesn't smell very nice if left to fester in the machine, especially in a QLD summer !! 
• Cars require fuel....
• Do NOT forget how many children you have....on a few occasions I may, or may not have left a child behind bad mother moment
• A pair of socks do not belong in the freezer, and toothpaste does not belong in the laundry.
• When hubby sends you to Bunnings for a worm farm, don't aimlessly wonder the aisles looking for a "freeze dried" packet, they do not come in "Sea Monkey" form. (Who knew ?)
• Don't forget to remove the plastic from cheese slices, plastic cheese is not real nice !
• Don't drive away from the kids school with their bags in the boot of your car, they may need them, and their lunch during some point in the day.
• When an article of clothing says "Do NOT put in dryer" it's a safe bet not to !
• Make sure both feet are wearing the same kind of shoe.
• Do NOT attempt to colour your hair after a few glasses of wine. You may end up the colour of Barney the Dinosaur.
• Check that your skirt is not tucked in your underpants when leaving a public toilet shame
• When going to a Theme Park, don't wear a low cut top, the ride camera may just take your photo at the "wrong" time (if you know what I mean) 
• Boil the jug before you pour that much needed coffee !!

     and finally, the one tip that I need to take notice of, the one I need to remember !!!!!!

     Drum roll please ........

• PJ's are not appropriate attire for the school run !! You may just get caught !! WHOOPS...

These are of course not all the mishaps that I have had/done, and I am positive that there are many more ahead of me !! 

Hopefully just like me, you have all had a giggle at my expense, and maybe by just giving this post a glance, I have been able to bring a smile to your day :)

Thanks "T" for giving me this idea, I hope that you enjoyed the "silly" read xxx